J: So what exactly do you like?

Me: Brunettes, dominance. Depends on my mood a lot, you know?

J: I feel ya. Girls being loud, yes or no?

Me: If they’re not loud, or aren’t making the attempt, and it better be a difficult attempt, to not be loud, the dude is just not doing it right. 

J. Wow.

Me: No really. If he’s going to go hard, he better be good enough to make her say “harder”. 

J:…

Me: Scrubs can’t get no love from me. 

J: Already. 


  1. witchdolls said: how I love you. there is not enough of you in my life lately.
  2. starshinetherapy said: I absolutely agree. If I’m not either moaning and mumbling unintelligibly or screaming “yes oh god yes fuck me” you need to change tactics. Because if you’re doing a good job those things will occur without me even /thinking/ about it.
  3. smoke-curls-up posted this

I wish I was a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist too.