January 2012
December 2011
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Got back from The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo for a third time.
Still awesome.
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As soon as my landlady leaves I play all my guilty pleasure Drake songs.
shh.
David Fincher please just let me love you.
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whats gucci ma niggas
brosbeforehos:
what louie ma killas
whats drugs ma dealers
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flirtingwithtime replied to your post: So I had Christmas with the boyfriend and his…
ahahahahah I CANT. Glad you had a nice christmas GatoEnPijamas
OMG I WAS TOTALLY A CAT IN PAJAMAS.
<3
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So I had Christmas with the boyfriend and his family this year.
And…
I was so fucking spoiled. Y’all have no clue.
At first I was like
but then I was all over that stuff like
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Bitch I am trying to talk to my mother no I will not fix your computer/take care of your grandkids/ clean the kitchen right now.
Turn off your damn soap opera and do it yourself.
“Why don’t you tell me that ‘if the girl had been worth having she’d have waited...”
– Amory Blaine, This Side Of Paradise (F. Scott Fitzgerald)
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Open a beer. Landlady comes home.
Every. Single. Damn. Time.
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James Franco Unable To Understand Why Ryan Gosling... →
girl-detective:
by GirlDetective
NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUT—Hollywood star and ridiculously accomplished renaissance man, James Franco, expressed confusion this Wednesday as to why his famous peer, actor Ryan Gosling, was the subject of an increasingly absurd internet meme that relies on images of Gosling paired with academically inclined pick-up lines.
“It just doesn’t make sense,” said the...
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flirtingwithtime replied to your post: Work Stories: Pizza Slut II
More chips?!?!?!?!?! making pizza with red lipstick on, fancy pizza slut look at that, seems like you actually did have a good time at work!~~~ good day, day was good.
It’s the same bag of chips! And yes, I went into work ~fancy.
I had a great day, it was a good way to start the break, ShopCat.
<3
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Work Stories: Pizza Slut II
So I go into work fully expecting to see my trifling boss Michael, and lo and behold…
It’s not Michael working, but Diva! Diva was an old driver of ours turned manager, and he was covering a shift over at our store today. I love Diva, he’s the perfect sassy gay friend. We talked about everything, from porn to women’s rights, from relationships to San Antonio.
I spilled...
flirtingwithtime replied to your post: Not sure if co-worker is asking me out on date, or…
coffee is a SERIOUS thing dulce. he totally wants in your pants. also sweats are easier to take off so. eeeooooo
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
Not sure if co-worker is asking me out on date, or just legitimately wants to chill and innocently go grab some coffee.
I’ll just wear no make-up and sweats.
Problem solved.
